collegehumor:

Someone’s getting FUCKED UP! 

collegehumor:

Someone’s getting FUCKED UP! 

what if inside our phones theres a little factory of little slaves that work our phone and when our phone dies we kill off one of the slaves.

keep ya phone charged m8

I usually follow for follow but some of y’all are fucking weirdos.

Girl hits her side on a desk at school and says “Ah fuck me”

Me: “ok”

D-d-d-d-d-d-drop the bass

D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DROP THE BASS THEN PICK THAT SHIT BACK UP CUZ YOU KNOW YOU’RE GONNA GET IN HUGE ASS TROUBLE IF SOMEONE FOUND OUT YOU WERE FUCKING WITH THEIR BASS AND YOU JUST WENT AND DROPPED IT. SMH.

Cheese flavored. You don’t say?

theargylegargoyle:

death-by-anime:

To all those 12.9 year-olds on Tumblr,

I think we all know where you really belong:

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I think you should shut the fuck up

we RP smut. I do it all the fucking time.

We write fanfics.

We love yuri and yaoi.

We have dirty minds.

Looks like we misjudged those 12.9 year olds.

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theargylegargoyle:

death-by-anime:

To all those 12.9 year-olds on Tumblr,

I think we all know where you really belong:

image

I think you should shut the fuck up

we RP smut. I do it all the fucking time.

We write fanfics.

We love yuri and yaoi.

We have dirty minds.

Looks like we misjudged those 12.9 year olds.

image

(via perringoinfernoensensay)

Welcome to Internet Explorer 10 for Windows 8.

Welcome to Internet Explorer 10 for Windows 8.

Corrected by someone who’s native language isn’t even English. Now that’s what I call owned. 

Corrected by someone who’s native language isn’t even English. Now that’s what I call owned.